Homer quotes that made me laugh today…
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're underreacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is under.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: Badbye
Homer: Badbye
Homer:Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”
Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Homer: To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
Homer: Internet! Is that thing still around?
Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
Homer:Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the basement.
Homer: I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am.
Homer:If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
Homer: D'oh!
OooH HOMER....
Happy Friday!!!
