Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Friday, May 14, 2010

Happy Friday; Homer quotes!


Homer quotes that made me laugh today…

Homer: Fame was like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs.

Lisa: Dad, don't you think you're overreacting?
Homer: Don't you think you're underreacting?
Lisa: This conversation is over.
Homer: This conversation is under.
Lisa: Goodbye.
Homer: Badbye

Homer:
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Homer: I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?”


Homer: Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Homer: To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?


Homer: Internet! Is that thing still around?


Homer: Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.


Homer:Kids, if he (Grandpa) starts acting weird, lead him down into the basement.


Homer: I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am.


Homer:If he's so smart, how come he's dead?


Homer: D'oh!


OooH HOMER....

Happy Friday!!!


Friday, October 9, 2009

Random Friday....

So just wanted to share some random thoughts... (As always)

Last night I went to the movies to watch Paranormal Activity... I don't know if I was scare off my ass because I was watching at midnight, or cause I'm a believer, or cause it seem so real, But I was truly scared. I really did sleep with my light on. During the movie I literally yelled at the scary parts of the movie. So yeah I’m not advertising the movie or anything but if you like scary movies go check it out =]




A scary experience I had a while ago….

I was in the shower, shampooing my hair. Then I got one of those feeling that some one is staring at you. So I got freaked out I rinse my hair as fast I could. I even tried to do it with my eyes open because I felt the feeling more intense when I closed my eyes. As I was drying my hair in front of my bathroom mirror, I tried to convince myself I’m thinking crazy. But all of the sudden my radio turn on super loud, that it scare the hell out of me. I ran to my room and pulled the plug out. I didn’t even try to touch it. A day before all of that I had my friend in my thoughts. He had just passed away less than a month before that experience. The weirdest part about it, was every time we talked about death, he would always tell me that if he died… he would come back to scare me. That no matter what he was going to stay with me. So right after the radio thing happened, my first thought that came to my mind was… him… but then I said out loud “ I get it, your with me just please stop showing me”. I don’t know if there is another explanation like the radio had some kind of circuit trouble…but why at that very moment… after that strange feeling in the bathroom.

But I sure did get that radio out my room.

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So I have been thinking of getting a new laptop. I have a dell that still works well but I want something smaller and lighter that I actually wouldn’t mind carrying around. So I saw this and thought it was OMG so cool. Now I want an apple laptop more than ever...


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So I went to MAC and checked out the DSQUARED collection which was pretty cool but at first seem simple... I did like the lip eraser. However, I didn’t buy it because I had decided to get it with my next paycheck. I had already gotten plenty of stuff from the Black style collection. But then Kandee the make up artist blogged about it. I was like OH NO! Now everyone is going to go buy it. So I went to the MAC website and sure enough it was SOLD OUT! I was sooo disappointed but I did call the MAC store by my job and luckily they had 2 left so yup they are reserved and I'm picking it up during lunch.

I did buy some shadows from the black style collection which I will share some swatches.

So check that out later on.

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Something to smile or laugh about...




Have a GREAT Weekend!

Friday, September 18, 2009

Happy Friday!

Going to a wedding!
Working
then homework =/
not much but I'll make sure to have some fun =]
hope ya do the same.
I spend half of my days watching these youtube videos that made me laugh it up!
Enjoy...










There are more just click on the link to go to watch them on youtube. You will find them there... They are sooo funny!
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